You know you are too popular on Twitter when …

1. People don’t invite you out—they go without you and livetweet you about it.
2. Because you instantly tweet about everything you do, you no longer see the point of confessing in church. 
3. You know where the Twitter Anonymous 12-step meetings are held (“Hi, my name is @, and I’m a Twittaddict…”).
4. You gossip like a complete Twit: “What a failwhale! Her mistweeted tweetahead retweet got her uninvited from the tweetup and the twitcast. With tweetard twittiquette like that she’ll never be in the twitterati twibe.”
5. You never do anything without first considering how Twitterrific it will sound on Twitter.
6. You lie about how much you Twitter to keep your friends and loved ones from trying to organize a Twittervention against you. You are always jumpy when you go out, afraid they will throw a net over you and pry your blackberry away.
7. Everyone knows that while you’re technically still married, your spouse is actually a “Twittdow” (Twitter widow).

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