You know you are too popular on Twitter when …
- People don’t invite you out—they go without you and livetweet you about it.
- Because you instantly tweet about everything you do, you no longer see the point of confessing in church.
- You know where the Twitter Anonymous 12-step meetings are held (“Hi, my name is @, and I’m a Twittaddict…”).
- You gossip like a complete Twit: “What a failwhale! Her mistweeted tweetahead retweet got her uninvited from the tweetup and the twitcast. With tweetard twittiquette like that she’ll never be in the twitterati twibe.”
- You never do anything without first considering how Twitterrific it will sound on Twitter.
- You lie about how much you Twitter to keep your friends and loved ones from trying to organize a Twittervention against you. You are always jumpy when you go out, afraid they will throw a net over you and pry your blackberry away.
- Everyone knows that while you’re technically still married, your spouse is actually a “Twittdow” (Twitter widow).
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